20.11.08
Here are some excellent riddles compliments of Tanner's first grade teacher.
Enjoy!
Q. Why can't you take a turkey to church?
A. Because it uses such FOWL language.
Q. What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?
A. Plymouth Rock.
Q. What happened to the turkey when he got into a fight?
A. He got the stuffing knocked out of him.
Q. What are unhappy cranberries called?
A. Blueberries
Q. What did the turkey say to the hunter?
A. Quack! Quack! Quack!
Q. What do math teachers do on Thanksgiving?
A. Count their blessings.
Happy Thanksgiving!
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You just can't get better than that. =)