Step one: Decide on a good cause. They won't come to your house unless you are doing something really good for the community. After much debate, we have settled on keeping bugs safe from getting smashed or eaten by spiders. Bugs have feeling too, you know. Isn't it time for someone to come to their rescue?

Step two: Your house has to be in really bad shape. We plan on hiring a wrecking ball guy to come and make holes near the bottom of our house. Then we would blame the whole thing on rats. They won't come if they know that you did it yourself, so you have to be sneaky.

Step three: Plan your dream room. Since we share a room, this was a bit tricky. Kaden wants a video game room and Tanner wants a tiger room, complete with a real, baby white tiger. Kade feels that a real tiger would be way to messy and it might eat Lucy if we aren't paying attention. So we finally decided to ask them to make us our own rooms, or if that isn't possible, combine video games with tigers to come up with a super awesome mix, but leave the real baby tiger at the zoo. Tanner can make do with one hundred stuffed animals instead.

Step four: Enjoy your sweet new bedrooms and house!